Kel Thuzumped !

After much plannin' and organisation, a brave band o' Gryphon Hammers made their way into the filthy stinkin necropowhat'sit known as Naxxramas!!

Knowin' the task ahead to be a dangerous one, tha Hammers came well prepared bringin plenty o' healin' and damage dealin ! Makin' camp in the centre o' the putrid abode, we slowly purged the place o' its evil taint!

The first night saw us tackle the Arachnid quarter, takin' down Anub'Rekhan, a bizzare Crypt Lord, who just looked like a big angry beetle! Next up was a poor deluded lass by the name o' Faerlina - word had it she was a widow? Maybe her fella saw fit to top 'imself wakin up next to that ugly wench every mornin! Lastly was a mighty fearsome lookin' giant spider named Maexenna who tried hard but couldnt keep us under wraps no matter how hard she spun her evil webs.

Second night had us at the Plague Quarter where some o' the foulest monstrosities resided! Noth the Plaguebringer fell swiftly to our might and was soon followed by Heigan the oh so Unclean who tried in vain to scupper our merry dance but the fleet of footed Giobhniu and Gendundrup led the Hammers to the ultimate victory! We rounded the night off in style by givin' a good spankin' to a big steamin pile
o' moss who called himself Loatheb.

On a roll by now, the next night we plundered the Military Quarter and put paid to some Death Knight types starting with Instructor Razuvious, even turnin his own men against him to ensure victory. Next up we clobbered some fool named Gothik the Harvester who thought splittin' us up would make life (or undeath) easier for him - FAT CHANCE! We just dished out twice the hurt! Last up was rag tag bunch callin' themselves the Four Horseman. Well.... after a run in with the Hammers they were nothin' more than the Four No-More-Men !

After a short weekend break we returned to test our mettle against the Construct Quarter which gave us our first real challenges, starting with a warm up against the uggliest punchin' bag we ever set our eyes on by the name o' Patchwerk. After makin short 'werk' of him we moved onto some pervy lookin' freak in a gas mask and wellies called Grobbulus who had a terrible wind problem! Despite his fouling of the very floor around us, we dodged and moved around and burned him down quick smart and rushed onto face the evil guard dog o' the place known as Gluth! GAH !! - we banged our heads against this ugly puppy for an hour or more but couldnt quite get our act together so back we came the next night to sort him out, doing so in double quick time!

Havin' laid our toughest foe up to this point to rest, full o' confidence, we went to town with some bizzare creation named Thaddius who tried to exploit our positiveness and mess it with some o' his negativity - but he cocked it right up and took a good thumpin in the process.

On we marched on to the Frostwyrms Lair and home o' Sapphiron and her master Kel Thuzad!

Operatin' with speed, accuracy and deadly grace we showed Sapphiron the might o' the Gryphon Hammers and before he knew what hit him, he was back to being a rotten pile o' bones leaving only the dreaded Arch Lich to tackle!

Relentless in the pursuit o' our quarry we marched into the throne room o' the founder o' the sodding Cult o' the Dammed himself - Kel'Thuzad!

Despite some underhand attempts to bamboozle us with his undeathly pals, we waded through his trash and unleashed the might of Aerie Peak upon his scrawny bones!

Word is that he and his minions are only weakened for a time so more trips back to the cursed place will be required!

Congratulations to all - Giobhniu, Cordax, Gendundrup, Drail, Savaraco, Dantenes, Valku, Coldwood, Gnarls, Shrissa, Borlin and yours truly ensured an epic victory for the Gryphon Hammers in only our first week in the joint!